Apparel Cognitive Surplus | Horseshoe Crab: Peak Evolutionary Performance Hoodie

Beach-Bod Or Lab-Bod, Either Way, You Know You’Ve Got The Ideal Figure. Here’S A Horseshoe Crab Who Gets You. For Nearly 445 Million Years These Guys Have Kept Their Form Unchanged. If It Ain’T Broke, Don’T Fix It, And Cheers To Perfection!